Allergies!

At least I no longer suffer from allergies. I only suffer when I am not taking a copious amount of antihistamines. And then only when my ensuing itchiness, despondence, lack of sleep, and inability to focus on anything get in the way of what I am trying to do.

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Dear The Food Industry of America,

Feel free to take the following ideas to do with as you please.

Sincerely,
Cory